Hey everyone!! What's up? Just your friendly neighborhood German cockroach here. I'm actually from Africa and sometimes get confused with those Asian guys, but it's always just a silly mix up. The wonderful people of Germany refer to me as the Russian cockroach which I'm sure is a tribute to those glorious years of historical friendship we've shared, so cute!
I like starches like rice or dumplings, sugary treats like fortune cookies or delicious Chinese food sauces, and greasy meats for that protein boost like...virtually everything in a typical Calgary Chinese food restaurant! So delicious, yum!
Sometimes I have to go (doesn't everyone though?) and if I happen to be cruising around your plates or cutlery or food, sorry! Nature calls amirite?!? I don't mean to spread diseases and illness, but hey those guys need hosts too, I mean ever watched Lion King? Circle of Life and all that!
Well gotta go hide away and ensure you can't eliminate me. Just wanted to introduce myself because thanks to corner cutting restaurant owners that don't respect basic food regulations, I'll be around for awhile! Later guys, #### on your food soon!
Last edited by Mr.Coffee; 06-03-2014 at 12:18 AM.
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