Don't want to derail this thread, but wanted to provide a funny story.
Last February I had put my Condo up for rent and got a host of real 'characters'.
One girl texted me asking to view the place. Before I agreed to meet her at the condo to show her the property, I asked her some qualifying questions via text, namely, what she did for a living.
She said she worked in 'promotions'.
The next day she calls me and she says she can't find my place. Even with the invention of Google Maps (in this day and age).
Finally she arrives at my condo. I open my door and there in the doorway stands this very young woman, wearing these strange clothes, and she has day old "Cleopatra' makeup on.
Things are a bit awkward, so I make small talk and invite her in, and the whole time she is walking around my condo she looks like she is high on drugs. Either my rugged masculinity made her nervous and incoherent, or she had been popping ectasy and cocaine like mad.
I sat down on my couch, and asked her to fill out a rental application and asked to see her letter of employment. She reluctantly pulled it out of her purse. I began to scour it, and sure enough, the Letterhead read FRENCH MAID ENTERTAINMENT.
I tried keeping a straight face, while giving her the rental application.
She pulled out a bunch of cash and said she was going to give me the damage deposit and first month's rent. But I declined and said I needed to give applicants a fair chance.
After she left, I went on Risky Rouge website and sure enough, she was a stage performer.
So the moral of the story is, sometimes Strippers will try and rent your place you put up for rent.
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