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Originally Posted by Ducay
KIJIJI PEOPLE GMG
Had a guy lined up to come quote some exterior painting after work today, but he decided to come during the day while I was at work. Come home, he's left the quote in the door, and my rope tire swing out back is broken.
Now either a squirrel randomly decided after 20 years to chew a poly rope, or this doofus broke my swing and didn't mention anything. He's even emailed me since giving the quote, and no mention. Oh and there's no chew marks.
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The visual of this is cracking me. You can just see him sizing up your house for his quote, he checks the front and jots down some numbers. Goes to do the back and there it is, a tire swing, something comes over him and he throws caution to the wind, "there's no one around to see me" he thinks. Can you blame him? Who doesn't want to get a little taste of their childhood every now and then, it's just a little innocent fun. The moment he jumps on the swing all his childhood whimsy goes crashing away as he falls flat on his back. Embarrassed, he shoots to his feet and quickly finishes his quote before getting the hell out of there, hoping he wasn't seen by a neighbor.