-Buddy's wife is throwing him a super lame surprise bday party supper Friday (She calls to invite me, way too fancy of a place)
-He phoned me asked me to go to X-Men (obviously knowing nothing of the party)
-I agree yes go buy us tickets (Secretly hoping if he gets tickets the party will be cancelled)
-Wife phones to yell at me for agreeing to go to movie (nobody profits)
So close.
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