My company signed me up over the weekend, and my boss told me to go get drunk and get as much free stuff as I can. Can't complain; I'm getting paid to to jack-diddly-squat to be there as a representative!
And if worse comes to worse, I'll just take off my nametag and remain anonymous as I drunkenly puke all over oil-exec guys while wearing a g-string and a top hat.
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