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Originally Posted by psyang
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It took me at least 10 loops to attempt comprehend what happened here:
1. Peels the pass off the wall with his skate.
2. Looks like he whiffs with his stick while turning, so goes skate-to-stick (with the same skate he just used in part 1!).
3. Spins back around to avoid the defender and head behind the net.
4. Banks a pass to himself off the back of the net while turning
back around, heading to the corner.
5. Nobody open so once again spins to head back behind the net.
To reiterate: Skate-spin-skate-stick-spin-net-spin-stick-spin. Defender get zero contact with the puck, zero body contact with Johnny, and 2 love taps on his shin pads. If Johnny truly is a good human, he'll use some of his ELC bonus money to pay for #91's intensive psychotherapy.