My one busy body neighbour who's convinced our complex is simply a hot spot for crime. Any time she catches you in the parking lot she's got some new tail of criminals prowling our complex 24/7.
If Shaw or Telus is ringing door bells to upsell cable she's convinced the sales people are making notes on which doors went unanswered so they can come back and rob us during the day. Her newspaper went missing (never mind that it's the long weekend and probably wasn't published) so make sure all your valuables on your patio are locked up.
Never mind that the CPS crime map shows zero reported incidents at our complex in the last 6 month, no no, we're living in an absolute hot bed of crime.
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