I'm currently at the parent's house, hence the urge the kill the wee one. So the Highlands, and Tar Ponds are options. Standing next to the gaurd rail on Smokey,
Me: "Hey do you know what's on the other side of that gaurd rail?"
Bro: "No, what?"
Me: "Nothing but a 1,000 foot straight drop to the ocean... *push* woops!"
As for the Canucks/Oilers watching, he doesn't like hockey, and actually wears around one of the Bud Lite Edmonton ballcaps just to **** me off.
I'm also scouting places on the Mira River, and Seal Island to dispose of some "extra cement blocks I mysterously have but don't need"
(on a side note, this thread's actually quite funny, so some good CAN come out of my brother's annoyance)