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Originally Posted by puckluck2

I just can't imagine someone being that dumb and if it's a package then it's a significant amount. No drug dealer is that stupid.

After being charged with shoplifting, a Havelock woman was caught trying to sell hundreds of prescription pills to the same narcotics officer who had interviewed her at the police station just hours earlier.

“You can’t make this stuff up,” said Lt. Brian Woods, of the Havelock Police Department. “It blows my mind.”

http://www.havenews.com/news/local-n...idity-1.267595

Perhaps this half-witted couple had been smoking a little too much of their own stock when they decided to ring the police to report that their £10,000 cannabis farm had been stolen. Officers easily weeded out dumb duo Colin Roberts and Mandy Coghlan who had contacted them after discovering that dozens of their own cannabis plants had been taken.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...bis-theft.html

An 18-year-old Bremerton woman told police last week that she may have mistakenly placed a bag of meth into a local ATM for deposit into her bank account, according to documents filed in Kitsap County Superior Court.

http://www.kitsapsun.com/news/2008/f...#ixzz32FB8zxsh