[HalifaxDrunk]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Probably the best way is to go "hiking" in the mountains. A good push at the right time, and your troubles are over.
You've got to be able to play the part, though. Gotta act sad and distraught.

"We were walking and he just slipped!!" "Why couldn't it have been ME!"

Well the Rocky mountains may be a bit far for Maritime Q-Scout to travel. However as you are in Halifax and from Sydney take him to the Cape Breton Highlands and use the above plan.

Or you could kill him by making him continuously watch Oiler vs Canuck games over a week long period, then dispose of the body in the Sydney Tar Ponds.