Power ranking at iihf are pretty funny...
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1. Russia Russia: Sochi Bear sits on Ovi’s lap and looks happier
2. Sweden Sweden: Fun fact: 99 (Gretzky) – 13 (Sundin) = 86 (Klasen)
3. Canada Canada: As AC/DC said, “If you want blood, you got it”
4. Latvia Latvia: Thank God Shea Weber doesn’t play for Kazakhstan
5. France France: The Slovaks went through a Baptiste of fire
6. Norway Norway: Sondre Olden would have been cheaper than David Clarkson
7. Belarus Belarus: Sergei Makarov. Sergei Fyodorov. Sergei Kostitsyn.
8. Czech Czech Republic: We’re finding new and innovative ways to lose
9. Finland Finland: Nightwish just put Rammstein in a chokehold
10. USA United States: Viktor Tikhonov looks pretty good for an 83-year-old
11. Germany Germany: Sadly, we did zip for Zepp – time to play with way more pep
12. Denmark Denmark: We cut back on pre-game beer and hot dogs
13. Italy Italy: At least we’re not doing community service
14. Kazakhstan Kazakhstan: Say “Zhailauov from Krasnoslobodtsev” ten times fast
15. Slovakia Slovakia: Satan is real, and he skates among us
16. Suisse Switzerland: It’s like William Tell shooting himself in the keister
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