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Originally Posted by Reaper
First of all, pay cash for any "supplies" you may need for the act and do not keep any receipts.
Here's a list:
1) Wood Chipper
2) 30 5 gallon buckets with lids
3) 30 bags ready mix concrete
3) Plastic bags for "tool" disposal
4) Metal smelter for disposing of wood chipper afterwards.
5) Map illustrating all deep water bodies across the country
6) Gasoline for incinerating wood chipper output
7) Cement mixer
I could tell you more but it could get dicey with this being a public forum and all.
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Okay this is like one of the funniest things I have ever ****ing read....I was on the floor laughing after reading this detail!