[Cleveland Steam Whistle]

Originally Posted by TheKing

I always wondered who starts shooting up test or other steroids when playoffs come around.
The NHLPA had the clause written in to protect its players from “potential distraction” in the post-season.
In turn, the players are on honors system for five months of the year and cannot be drug tested. Theo once told me if you aren't cheating you aren't trying hard enough.

I'm Ron Burgandy?