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Originally Posted by sun
I was pissing blood once and I went to the walk-in clinic. First question they asked was if I had eaten beets. No. Any pain? No. Are you sure you didn't eat beets? No, it's blood dammit!
Pissed in a cup, came back and showed them my red piss and they're like, "yeah... that's some bloody piss right there". Thought it was pretty patronizing at the time, but I guess they get a lot of beet-eaters in there?
Turned out to be kidney stones, btw.
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You'd be surprised at how many people think they're dying after eating beets and not thinking about it after. Or maybe you wouldn't be surprised, I don't know. The #### people think are emergencies can be staggering. Arm hurts? Emergency. Shoe in the face? Emergency. Didn't sleep last night? You'd better believe
that's an emergency. The person you're stalking stopped answering their phone? Call the cavalry, because this one is a doozey.