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Originally Posted by getbak
Did you eat beets recently?
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I was pissing blood once and I went to the walk-in clinic. First question they asked was if I had eaten beets. No. Any pain? No. Are you
sure you didn't eat beets? No, it's blood dammit!
Pissed in a cup, came back and showed them my red piss and they're like, "yeah... that's some bloody piss right there". Thought it was pretty patronizing at the time, but I guess they get a lot of beet-eaters in there?
Turned out to be kidney stones, btw.