WGMG is that I accidentally let a hooker in my condo on the weekend, and now I think her pimp is calling me.
I had to meet up with a buddy outside for a second, and when I went back in there was some chick hanging out inside the building. She asked to use my phone, which I regretfully obliged, and at this point I thought she was visiting someone in the building. I thought it was an innocent enough request, and it's not like she was a complete disaster; mid-20's (I think) blonde chick.
So she made a few calls, and then asked if she could use my bathroom. I'm obviously too gullible as she caught me off guard, and so I said sure. It then took her like ten minutes to use the bathroom, but I made sure to watch her like a hawk. Finally she leaves the bathroom, and that's when she started asking if I needed a "date" or smoked crack... At this point I quickly rushed her out the door by telling her I was going out.
A few hours pass, but then I started getting calls from the number she called earlier. Good thing I checked beforehand what numbers she called, as I would have unanswered them otherwise. I'm also pretty sure she smoked crack in my bathroom since the stopper was in the bathtub (which I never use).
tl:dr I must either be the most naive (dumbest) person alive, or maybe I just have a thing for strays since I kept a cat I found outside last week. She also called my cat perverted... bitch.
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