According to this article a Canadian study finds underweight people are 1.8 times more likely to suffer an early death than those overweight (at 1.2).
http://www.sciencerecorder.com/news/...searchers-say/
So being underweight I have a greater risk of dying than being over weight. Combine that with the fact I'm male and left handed I may as well pack it in now.
Screw this, I'm getting drunk
Edit: I changed the linked article to one that was substantially better written