Homer: Five-alarm chili, eh? Ned: Uh-huh. Homer: [eats some] One, two… hey, what’s the big idea? Ned: Oh, I admit it. It’s only two-alarm, two-and-a-half, tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids. Todd: Daddy? Are you going to jail? Ned: We’ll see, son. We’ll see.