[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Originally Posted by Goodlad

This might fall into "cool story bro" territory, but my parents actually were investigated by the CPA at one point. I'm the oldest of 5 boys in our family, and we played sort of rough. Nothing crazy, but there was always one of us getting hurt. I remember during a one month span four of us ended up going to the hospital for various things. Fingers getting slammed in doors, falling off bikes, suspected concussion from riding our bikes down the stairs in the house......finally I ended up in the hospital when my parents ran me over with their car.

We were living in Utah at the time and it was winter. My mom was leaving to go to the store and I ran out to say something to her and slipped on some ice, then slid right under the car. She ended up backing out over my legs.....then when she felt the bump put the car in drive and ran over them again. She completely freaked out when she got out of the car and saw what she ran over. Rushed me to the hospital, and while I was getting x-rays someone from Child Protection Agency came over and talked to her. Apparently a hospital worker reported her. They came out to the house a few times after that to inspect the environment we were living, found nothing worse than a bunch of rambunctious boys and eventually left us alone.

Forget taking her kids away, how the hell did your mom have a driver's license?

"Hmmm, I just ran over something, but I don't know what it is. I had better run it over one more time before I go check it out."

Man, chicks are the worst!