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Originally Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful
The Iron Fist party, with me as the leader. That way I can rule with an Iron Fist.
Goals of the Iron Fist party.
1. My new bed is a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
2. Annex Saskatchewan. Park my car in Saskatchewan as it is clearly shown on maps to be Canada's parking stall.
3. Eliminate Arts faculties and degrees from Alberta's post-secondary institutions. Those are hobbies, not jobs.
4. Build my own legislature, with blackjack and hookers.
5. In fact, forget the legislature and the blackjack.
6. Round up all Quebec refugees hiding in Alberta. Exile them to the most inhumane place known to man: Quebec.
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Goal #6 seems to interfere with goal #1 and possibly goal #4. Therefore, I cannot in good conscience vote for you.