Toronto - team will never amount to anything before needing a rebuild again
Vancouver - always hated diving practice
Edmonton - don't want to have to turn into a lazy pansy to fit in
Phoenix - do I rent or own? Trap hockey is no fun
San Jose - always the bridesmaid
Pittsburgh - they've peaked, plus they won't win anything anymore with Fleury in net
NY Rangers - am I a star player late in my career looking for a coin flip 7 game series against the Caps and then going nowhere
Honorable Mention
Washington - am I a banging depth player looking for a coin flip 7 game series against the Rangers and then going nowhere
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