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Originally Posted by codynw
How do you disguise yourself in Edmonton? I'll be there this weekend. I'm assuming I'll need to buy some sweatpants, anything else?
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Edmonton is a bit more tricky.. it isn't all about how you dress there but how you talk. For instance, if you were go to into a bar and order a 'pint of beer' they would look at you funny. But if you go in and order a 'pint of make the girls moderately attractive' they will fill it right to the brim while the toothless wonders who stuffed themselves into a dress two sizes to small for them push the bar stools weight capacity to its limit in anticipation of your increasing drunkiness. Always a good idea to tether yourself to another friend as the walruses are more scavengers than hunters. You can also distract them by offering them some chewing tabacco or a garbage bag full of pop corn.
That being said, as much denim as possible will help and make sure that you don't stop talking about the fact that you have a river that runs through your city. Again, if you are to get into a situation where you find they make be catching on to you like if you accidently say "Please" or "Thank You" or "Man this city smells bad" instantly change the topic to the river... "---I mean, how about that stretch of water that runs into our city, hey?" "Oh yea ok hes one of us.." etc..