[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by dissentowner

Going down on your girl and she tries to sneak out a fart that instantly vaporizes your nose hairs and smells like a combination of a sulfer mine and rotten eggs stirred in a small concentated bowl made from a dead skunks bunghole! I swear to Christ I damn near puked and she was like "sorry". Instant mood kill and that might have just ruined oral forever for me. Why not just warn me to get the zark out of there instead of sneaking it out and praying it doesn't smell like that. Wtf did she eat???

Man the #### up!