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Originally Posted by Locke
Walking across a stage? Is that what this fight is about? Its 15 seconds of your life that you will completely forget.
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Yep. If it meant I didn't have to get dressed up and stand in line for who knows how long, I would have intentionally signed up for basket weaving and spent the time in the stairwell, making out with Shirley, just to ensure I would fail the class.
Who am I kidding, Shirley wouldn't have given me the time of day, I would have been stuck with Lana. Not that I would have complained, mind you, at that age I think I would have made out with a Blue Spruce if I thought it would fit.