[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos

Agreed. How is a lake any different than a cemetery? It's not. In much the same way that a bowling alley is the same thing as a box of chocolates. They are both man made. People enjoy them. You wouldn't want your dog to take a #### in either of them. To-may-to, to-mah-to.

A lake serves as a resting place for someone, much like a cemetery. They serve the exact same purpose in this instance.

All this talk about coyotes, fish, deer, and squirrels... y'all seem to be missing the point. We're not talking about wildlife. We're talking about an allegedly sentient human being taking their dog to a cemetery to take a crap on another person's grave.

Or you are talking about a lady who goes for a walk with her dog in a quiet area. I think that the assumption that is being made is that she is bringing her dog out to explicitly "crap on another person's grave". If she was doing that, then I would agree, but if it is just that she was talking her dog for a walk and enjoys the tranquility of the cemetery then I don't see the major issue other than breaking a minor rule related to no pets being allowed.

Now maybe this woman is dumber than Bambi, and evidence seems to suggest that it would at least be a fair match if they played each other on Jeopardy, but she's still a person intentionally taking her dog to a place which we all (to different levels, obviously) consider off limits, or at least a little different than the goddamn dog park.

Agreed on that.

So in conclusion, if a coyote strolls on through the cemetery and happens to take a dump on Uncle Gus's grave, well, that's the way it is. If a stupid and lazy person intentionally takes Rover in there to take a dump on Uncle Gus's grave, that's different.

If a stranger takes rover out for a walk and rover take a dump on the grave and the person then picks up the dump and carries on their day, I don't think it is a big deal at all and uncle gus can't be reached for comment at the current time.