Can we add a poll?
OPTION 1. I will not be satisfied until "P" - for poop - is branded on this woman's forehead, and she is then put into the stocks for maximum public shaming. She should also have no desserts for a week.
OPTION 2. I will not be satisfied until this woman's reputation is redeemed, and everyone who has seen her picture is forced to pay her a dollar, and she gets her own show on that animal network that'll broadcast just about anything with a dog in it. Also, the Pope should look into canonizing her, for she has suffered immensely and is an example for all to emulate.
OPTION 3. I will not be satisfied until Red-Mile-DJ explains how a guy who sounds like an angry grampa can actually party hard like any self-respecting DJ should.
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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