[GreenLantern]

I want to be the sleeze bag of the band, I am very selfish and always put myself first. I constantly show up late and drunk and/or high to our gigs. I skip rehearsal to hang out with my new 'friends' who only like me because I am famous and in a band. I also sleep with as many groupies as possible spreading my STD's around like butter on a bagel.

Then at one point troutman says "You've changed man, you just aren't the same anymore." And I respond yelling "YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!! YOU THINK THIS IS HOW I THOUGHT IT WOULD ALL PLAY OUT?!/ #### YOU MAN! #### YOU!"

Then I ride off into the sunset never to be heard from again, eventually succumbing to my numerous STD's I refused to receive treatment for.. I can't wait.