They can keep the rules the same. But I think for a team like Edmonton. After Bettman goes up to the Mic he looks out and he says.
"Oh big surprise Edmonton drafts first AGGAIN!, whatever you losers are on the clock"
Then Katz and his kids and Lowe with a smirk and Mac-T with a bold smile stand up holding a Edmonton jersey and begin to strut up to the stage. Suddenly the speakers crackle
The collective Edmonton party goes up on the stage with their heads down. Bettman reaches out to shake Lowe's hand with a look of contempt on his face, when Lowe reaches out to shake his hand Bettman pulls his hand back and runs it through his hair. He goes up to Mac-T and puts his finger on Mac-T's kmart tie and the dummy falls for it. Bettman slams his fist into Mac-T's face while yelling, "This is bold dummy"
Katz's kids look up in terror and whimper, as Bettman spins them around and launches them into the audience with two well placed butt kicks.
Katz steps back and flinches as Bettman does that thrusting his head forward bully what are you gonna do about it motion, then Bettman mutters that he isn't worth it.
Finally a shaken Lowe gets to the podium, and takes a break "The Edmonton Oilers are proud to draft Aaron Ekblad"
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Lowe looks shaken and says "How about Sam Reinhart?"
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6 hours later Lowe has gone over the whole draft eligible list to negative response by Bettman. Finally Lowe throws up his hands and screams "Then who who can we have"
Bettman pats Lowe on the shoulder and says "I am going to give you a guy that is bettern then any of your defensemen, and he's handy too, and by the way you'll like him"
