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Originally Posted by Tyler
Book a reservation ahead of time and MAKE SURE to tell them it's her 'birthday'. Call again just to confirm the day of the date.
I've found that 90% of restaurants will give you a free desert. This is a great way of figuring out whether the woman is a keeper or not.
A good woman will appreciate your ingenuity and a GREAT woman will appreciate the fact that you saved $8 on a piece of cheesecake. If she's put off by it, then it's time to find a new woman.
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Was this a joke that I missed? That is easily the worst idea I have ever heard. There is no ingenuity in lying and nothing to appreciate when deceiving in order to get something for free.
What you should do is order lots of double drinks, especially with lots of cranberry and gin. When she goes to the bathroom, refill her wine as well.