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Originally Posted by Royle9
I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces...I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps.  |
Seals they're p$$y's
Outside of my day job as the number 3 ranked water polo player in the world, at night I am a vigilante super hero endlessly reliving the death of my parents at the hands of a demented killer who murdered them in front of me after my parents had taken me to see my first in theater porno.
From that point on I became obsessed with revenge, and cleaning up the mean streets of Okotoks. My method of killing, I ram an explosive sex toy up their butts.
I go by the name of Dick Sexplosion