Quote:
Originally Posted by squiggs96
When the cheque comes I ask my date if she wants to split the cheque in half. That way neither one of us feels obligated to do anything, or that we owe each other anything. Then I tell her that if she sleeps with me, I will reimburse her for her portion of dinner. I will offer to cover the tip, but I hope she says I don't have to. It's more natural that way.
|
So do that, and if she agrees to sleep with you, when you'redone that hand her an expense report and pen when you're in that snuggle post coitus stage of things and remind her that she needs to attach a receipt because your mother in accounting is a real stickler for that.
Congratulations you've had dinner, sex and flying lessons right out the window
Great night.