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Originally Posted by squiggs96
When the cheque comes I ask my date if she wants to split the cheque in half. That way neither one of us feels obligated to do anything, or that we owe each other anything. Then I tell her that if she sleeps with me, I will reimburse her for her portion of dinner. I will offer to cover the tip, but I hope she says I don't have to. It's more natural that way.
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I turn slightly sideways in my chair and admire the architecture while the check just sits there.
I can look at ceilings all night long and a good contest of wills is good for the digestion.