unzipped my fly loudly and waggled my eyebrows at her?
Made her go to a franchise restaurant and told the waitress that it was her birthday and she's a bit special, and could they sing happy birthday and give her a birthday hat.
Let her order first and then when the waiter looks at you sigh loudly and say that "I guess I'll just have a glass of water thanks"
Start tweeting about your date while you're on the date. "Hang on babe just got to do a selfy with this beer for my tweets"
Please only use these tips if you don't want the relationship to go any further.
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