Comrades, you see, our 8 err 5 year plan is proceeding as expected, with the heroic efforts of Commissar Lowe and the Commander in Chief of the East Edmonton Hockey District Mac-T, the Soviet errr Oilers are becoming a vast and undefeatable army as our brilliant science team under the leadership of Hero First Class Eakins creates innovative new strategies to protect the Mother rink.
Take heart my fellow comrades there will be Hockey Supremacy in our life times.
Have faith in such great hero's as Taylor Hall Ryan Nugent Hall and most importantly Justin Schultz who's extreme display of sportsman ship in making sure that the opposition has a chance to play with the puck as well.
Enjoy watching Comrade Bryz who we your comrades in government bought in for you.
On a side note, public displays of lack of affection for Comrades Lowe, Mac-T and Eakins will no longer be tolerated, the Politburo met last night and decided that such displays are bad for the morale of your team and the hard working fellow workers tasked with executing this 10 year err 5 year plan that just started about 6 hours ago.
Rejoice Comrades while our enemies weep, and take solace that this time we will not have to burn our fields and our homes and our season tickets.
Comrade Stalin loves you like his own Children, and he especially loves the Oilers, so if you love me, it is only logical that you unconditionally love the Oilers who I add have vanquished two foes in a row.