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Originally Posted by btimbit
Could be worse, I didn't get a friggin' straw today. Spilled all over my legs trying to sip it like a moron on the drive home
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But, but, butbutbut, that's distracted driving! There might as well of been liquor in that root beer. And there were children in the cars around you, murderer! Where the hell is my pitchfork.