Look, clearly Edmonton isn't intentionally tanking, they've been the victim of bad breaks and injuries that would crush other teams and bad fans that negatively effect moral in the locker room with their chants and throwing the jersey's on the ice.
I mean my god according to my
Orange Julius guy un-impeachable source, Taylor Hall cried for several hours the other night after the Jersey hit the ice.
I mean lets be honest, its going to take some time for the kids to learn under a innovative coach like Dallas Eakins who has invented the swarm defense which when executed properly will cause doom for any heroic band of rebels.
We know that Kevin Lowe is just lying in wait to get that perfect deal where Hemsky will traded for Sid the kid and Pittsburgh will realize that they will have to add to the deal to get an awesome talent like Hemsky.
And lets not for get Mac-T he's got an MBA you know.
Look all the pieces are there and it was clear last night that Edmonton flexed its muscle and Nashville got blown away and its clear that the turn around is happening now. The Oilers don't need that number one draft pick. They don't need Ekblad or Reinhart or Bennet. Not when you have Justin Coffey, Taylor Messier and Ryan Nugent Gretzky. What they really need is a protocal droid that understands the programming language of binary load lifters.
the second half of the season is going to be the season of the Oilers, yeah they might not make the playoffs because they laid in wait ready to spring for slightly too long, but the Oilers are in place to intimidate the rest of the NHL and start setting the pace for the next 5 Stanley Cups. Do the math
Its inevitable, the rest of the NHL has walked into a trap, Kevin Lowe has his best troops on the sanctury moon.
