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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

Come on guys this is pointless. Especially sinc you're all going down the wrong path anyway, though Looger is getting the closest it isn't bigfoot, it's the Yetti.

Why? Simply because the Yeti likes cold weather of course. Sept 11 was just the first step. To start the US on a path to War. Get them into the middle east.

Then the Yetti uses his connections in Kazakhstan (gnomes mostly) to steal uranium enriching technology and take it (via unicorn of course) to Iran where it will be enriched.

Meanwhile a Fairy (of course under the direction of the yetti) has made North Korean dictatior Kim Jong Il fall in love with her and told him to take a hard line on the US and the NK nuclear program as well.

This may seem a little odd to have two plans running simultaneously, but Fairies and Gnomes are notoriously unreliable, so it's best to have a backup plan when using them. Besides, worst case scenario they both succeed, and they both get paid, don't worry, there's plenty of leprechaun gold to go around.

Anyway all this galavanting around the Middle east and the war on Terror will eventually lead to a nuclear war with one of these two crazy countries (see it makes sense, they're all axis of evil, and one of them has to be next). World get's blown up, dust blots out sky, and boom, Yetti get's to party in the new ice age brought on by the nuclear war.

Geeze, if you guys had bothered to read the Loc Ness Monster's book you'd already know all of this.

Better git me one of dem bewks