Wonderful news!
I cant see how this would get any better for Flames Fans except for this...
Katz announces a live press conference with some urgent news for everyone in the NHL.
Kevin Lowe and McTavish are right behind him on the podium...
Katz: "My friends, I have some very important news. We have not been getting the results we wanted from our core of Hall, Eberle and RNH, so we have traded them for a 5th, 6th and respectively 7th round pick"
*whole room gasp in silence while Lowe and McTavish starts snickering*
Katz: ... lol.. i ... can't hold this... anymore... I know I grew up in Edmonton, but folks,.... after 50 years... I cant hide this no more...
*Lowe, McTavish and Katz simutaneously rip off their suits to reveal their Flames Jerseys*
Katz: That's right folks, I'm a Flames Fan. The past 5 years, I've been promising the glory years but really, we've just been sabotaging the team.
Reporter: but... why? why would you do this?
Katz: All... for... the... LOLz...
MacT: LOLz, ya dig it??
Katz: I mean, seriously, we're in year 4 of the rebuild and the Oilers are still in the toilet at 30th place. AND I kept my boys KLowe and MacT employed. That didnt tell you anything??
Lowe: I did a crappy job and promoted. TWICE!
McTavish: There's actually an easter egg in the DvD where you see a clip of us having a cigar with Jarome. Surprisingly no one has found it yet
Katz: So while you let that set in, I'm going to enjoy the train wreck from the comfort of my house in Calgary.
*McTavish grabs the mic and throws it at Eakins*
Katz: oh and one last thing... I'm moving the Oilers to Seattle at the end of the season... LOLz!!
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