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Locke · 01-20-2014, 02:44 PM

Wow. You know your team is in rough shape when the owner has to write a letter to the fans.

I love that Katz handed Lowe a 'Get Out Of Jail Free' card by chaining MacT's neck to a concrete anchor.

I have an idea, if you're worried about your fans being upset heres a few ideas:

- Skip the next few absurd Season-Ticket price hikes
- Refrain from insulting fans via an eclectic backroom 'Tier1/2' classification system
- Request that your General Manager stop yelling at them in the stands
- Discontinue policy of banning fans who express themselves
- Decommission 'Gimp-Room'
- Remove ball-peen hammer from KLowe's locker
- Release ludicrously incompetent PR firm if, in fact, it isnt just Lowe's mother
- Dial 'The Suck' down to a more reasonable '11' or so

01-20-2014, 02:44 PM	#51
Locke Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Income Tax Central Exp:	Wow. You know your team is in rough shape when the owner has to write a letter to the fans. I love that Katz handed Lowe a 'Get Out Of Jail Free' card by chaining MacT's neck to a concrete anchor. I have an idea, if you're worried about your fans being upset heres a few ideas: - Skip the next few absurd Season-Ticket price hikes - Refrain from insulting fans via an eclectic backroom 'Tier1/2' classification system - Request that your General Manager stop yelling at them in the stands - Discontinue policy of banning fans who express themselves - Decommission 'Gimp-Room' - Remove ball-peen hammer from KLowe's locker - Release ludicrously incompetent PR firm if, in fact, it isnt just Lowe's mother - Dial 'The Suck' down to a more reasonable '11' or so __________________ The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves! This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness. The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention. Last edited by Locke; 01-20-2014 at 02:48 PM.