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Bring_Back_Shantz · 05-17-2006, 12:12 PM

Okay, I'll add to this.

A guy walks into a bar and sees George Bush and Condaleeza Rice sitting at a table.
He walks over and asks them what they are doing.
George Bush says "We're planning World War Three"
The guy is a little supprised by this and asks "Well that's interesting, what do you plan on doing?"
George looks at the guy and says "Well, first we're gonna kill 10 million Iraqis, and then we're gonna kill a bicycle repair man (no reference to Doh'Biggen, that's just the way I heard the joke)"
The guy is now really confused and asks "Why on earth would you kill a bicycle repair man?"
George Bush looks quite pleased by this and turns to Condaleeza and says "See Condy, I told you no one would care about the 10 million Iraqis"

The scary thing is that it could be true.

05-17-2006, 12:12 PM	#2
Bring_Back_Shantz Franchise Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome! Exp:	Okay, I'll add to this. A guy walks into a bar and sees George Bush and Condaleeza Rice sitting at a table. He walks over and asks them what they are doing. George Bush says "We're planning World War Three" The guy is a little supprised by this and asks "Well that's interesting, what do you plan on doing?" George looks at the guy and says "Well, first we're gonna kill 10 million Iraqis, and then we're gonna kill a bicycle repair man (no reference to Doh'Biggen, that's just the way I heard the joke)" The guy is now really confused and asks "Why on earth would you kill a bicycle repair man?" George Bush looks quite pleased by this and turns to Condaleeza and says "See Condy, I told you no one would care about the 10 million Iraqis" The scary thing is that it could be true. __________________ THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN. <-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!