Basketball player picks up hooker after game and up to his room for drinks before the real party starts.She notices a Nike tat on his bicep and asks him why. He says when they put the camera on me I get endorsement money.As she is removing her blouse and he ,his trousers,she asks him about the Reebok tat on his thigh.Same thing he says, when the cameras on me, I make some dough.He whips off his boxers and she sees the letters Aids on his large tool and panics.Don,t tell me you have AIDS she shouts.Naw he says...just start stroking it and it,ll soon say ADIDAS.
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