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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
That's a fact J.
Also, they are also much better at.....hmmmm....what's a good way to put this......:baby:
For the simple fact that hot girls don't have to be good at "other things" to get what they want. Fat girls on the other hand need to make people happy to get thier way. It's science man.
A dearly departed friend once imparted this great wisdom to me "Go Ugly Early". I don't follow it myself, but it served him well.
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Ah yes. I witnessed our friend take that course of action on many occasions, and this mantra hus stuck with me for many, many years. For those who need some more info:
- Walk into the bar and one or two drinks in chat up an ugly fat girl (plant the seed).
- Spend the rest of the evening hitting on anything that moves
- If nothing pans out, go back to the ugly girl because hey....you talked to her at the start of the evening when you were sober! You must ACTUALLY like her.
Go ugly early my young friends, it works every time.
