Funniest prank I heard lately. A woman got chinese characters for a tattoo. A co-worker got the menu from a take-out chinese place they order from for lunch, and doctored it so her tattoo characters looked like they were for chow mein.
When she came in the next day, he laughed at her and asked why she got a tattoo that says chow mein. She didn't believe him and said that it meant serenity. So he pulled out the (doctored) menu and showed her. She broke down in tears.
It took him 1/2 an hour to calm her down and convince her it was a joke.
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