it's pretty much impossible but if Genie somehow makes the quarters and topples Serena, I will literally jump out my office window and soar through the air using the power of unbridled joy.
I'll also be happy when Rafa takes out the trash first round so we don't have to read more about the Tomic family circus and his dad sneaking onto the grounds to give his son a fistful of encouragement. but at the same time I wouldn't want my favorite player to draw Tomic so early either. unlike the countless other scrubs at the bottom of the tour, Bernie actually has real weapons. he's only capable of using them like once every 50 matches, but you still would rather not gamble so early on when there's still a bit of rust on even the top guys.
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