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					Originally Posted by  FlamesAllTheWay
					 
				 
				Haha awesome. Wait for the official announcement: 
 
Lowe: "We are pleased to announce that Mark Messier has joined the Oilers organization as 'Special Assistant to the Advisor of the Oilers'" 
Messier: "So 'Special Assistant Advisor of the Oilers'" 
Lowe: "I didn't say that. 'Special Assistant to the Advisor of the Oilers'" 
Messier: "Same thing" 
Lowe: "Nooo, it really isn't.." 
			
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So Messier is officially the Oilers Dwight Schrute.