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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
How is this a hard device to work?
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Raoul Duke: [Narrating] Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it. You approach the hand dryer and know that when you get there, you have to put your hands inside, or it won't work. But when you get there, everything goes wrong. Some angry blowdryerian shoves you and you think "What's happening here? What's going on?" And you hear yourself mumbling...