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Old 01-01-2014, 07:25 PM   #195
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Originally Posted by Inglewood Jack View Post
last night I came face to face with Satan himself, also goes by the name of the Dyson Airblade. I like their vacuums but that thing is the most mind blowing stupidly designed contraption on the planet. it's the world's worst game of Operation, where winning (difficult) means semi-dry hands and losing (very easy) means fecal handshakes/fist bumps with anyone else who has ever used it.

anyways I lost again, and it shall be a grim reminder that given the choice, simply wiping on my own clothes will always be the far superior option. never again shall I stare down this cackling, gaping maw and pray that it helps with my washroom hygiene.

I'm not a fan of air dryers in general, I find they don't ever get your hands as dry as paper towel, but the Dyson is the only one that even comes remotely close to actually drying your hands.
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