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Originally Posted by Inglewood Jack
last night I came face to face with Satan himself, also goes by the name of the Dyson Airblade. I like their vacuums but that thing is the most mind blowing stupidly designed contraption on the planet. it's the world's worst game of Operation, where winning (difficult) means semi-dry hands and losing (very easy) means fecal handshakes/fist bumps with anyone else who has ever used it.
anyways I lost again, and it shall be a grim reminder that given the choice, simply wiping on my own clothes will always be the far superior option. never again shall I stare down this cackling, gaping maw and pray that it helps with my washroom hygiene.
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Why is it so rare to find the ideal set up of automatic towel dispenser, and garbage can right by the door, so that I can dry my hands, use my towel to open the door, and chuck it in the can on my way out?