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Originally Posted by lifetimefan
How about :
- Rob Kerr asks, "WHERE IS IT?"
- Rob Kerr's voice changes volume suddenly, when it doesn't match the play
- Rob Kerr tries to be funny and fails
- Rob Kerr begins a litany of hastily googled trivia completely ignoring significant on-ice plays (a goal, a breakaway, penalties, etc)
- Charlie Simmer says, "Pucks and bodies to the net."
- Charlie Simmer says, "Keep moving the feet."
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It's an eastern team tonight, so the situation and individual stats of the Flyers that Kerr prepares and thus blabs on about, should spill into the play by play twice as much/long as usual.
And, down your drink immediately if he calls a goal that never goes in, or miscounts players on the ice.