"Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph."
-- Frank Zappa, on being asked by Joan Rivers why he gave his children such odd names
People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names' "But the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given
them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble."
-- Frank Zappa, from The Real Frank Zappa Book
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